It can't be just me... This morning, my fingers just wouldn't work. I don't have arthritis, but they just wouldn't do what I wanted them to do.
So I started talking to them.
C'mon fingers, work with me here.
In my mind, (of course), they started to talk back--
Oh yeah? Whadduya gonna do about it? You gonna fire us?
I thought...yeah, like you can find other work... then I snorted, Oh yeah? Look at the index finger! There's always the blender!
It can't be just me, can it?